Bad jokes
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.