Bad jokes
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.