Bad jokes
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.