Bad jokes
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.