Bad jokes
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.