I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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