My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?’ The man says ‘bad’ so the doctor says ‘during the surgery your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man’ the man says ‘what’s the good then?’ And the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
roses are red violets are bl- oh yeah i'm bad at jokes
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Yo barber fucked so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
