What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
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I love all races, even the bad ones
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Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
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i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
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What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says "I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies "I have had to amputate both your legs" so the patent says "Well what is the good news?" the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers".................
