Whats binladens favourite flavour of crisp , plain
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of achors so I punched him in the teeth
BAD!!!!!!!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather? It gets toasty
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
I'm Gay
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
Ligma
Balls
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when your done!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Dad Sad Bad Rad Nad Tad Glad Clad Plaid Had
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely PUNished
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
Puns that’s how eye rool
How did they Lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They Just Fell just like how it did in jenga.
( idc if its a bad joke ok )