Bad jokes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
KSI driving ability.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.