What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A… K47

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

“I think I feel a connection.”

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home

my love life

You really can’t call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why are Americans bad chess players

Because they lost to Towers

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT’LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I’m finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

What’s grey and can’t fly?

A parking lot.

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

Joke

Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-

Sorry for my bad english U-U