Puns

William Sonoma

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

Letter

Gus

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A… K47

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Egg

Gabeyboy

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Guy

Queen🤍🦕

When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.

Brain

Deeds of Terror

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

“I think I feel a connection.”

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Toilet

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

Orphan

Anonymous

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home

Life

Anonymous

my love life

Die

Anonymous

You really can’t call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die

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America

Anonymous

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

Red

anime girl 12

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Twin Towers

Mr clown

Why are Americans bad chess players

Because they lost to Towers

Darkness

Anonymous

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT’LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

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Bone

Sans

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I’m finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Puns

billy teh foot

What’s grey and can’t fly?

A parking lot.

Cow

OtakuGamerGirl

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

Baby

Lucas phillips

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

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Bone

Anonymous

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!

Blue

Someoneyouhate👁️👄👁️

Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-

Sorry for my bad english U-U