Bad jokes

There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.

Sorry, the joke is bad :(

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

Roses are red, Larry is bad.

I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Abortion is bad.

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

This is a bad day for me.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.