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Skeleton

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Stephen Hawking

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Egg

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Bus Driver

Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.

Wife

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

Dog

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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  • Boner

    Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

    Diarrhea

    How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

    People

    If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

    Breath

    Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

    Doctor

    Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."

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