Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
“Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish” Ok “Thank you what is your wish” I wish for my 5 cents back
your hairline is so back when the police saw it they had to arrest you
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I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
wi doo orphan play with boomerang because they come back
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
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Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
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i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
