Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
Knock knock, Whos there? Dad You came back?
why did the orphan scream wolf cause people actually came back
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
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I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?----------pull the pin and throw it back
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
is your hairline and forhead old friends. cause they go wayyyy back
Take a step back... just like your hairline did
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
your hairline is pushed back we can see what you are thinking of
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Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
