Back jokes
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.