Back jokes

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.