Back jokes
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"