Back jokes

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.

Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.

Mum: And that is?

*Kid walks out.*

*Kid comes back in with milk.*

Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!