Back jokes

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Why can't you eat cereal?

Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.

"Give me the good news first," the patient said.

"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."

"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you for two days."