Back jokes
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!