Back jokes

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

Why can't you eat cereal?

Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.