Back Jokes

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"

Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid

one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store

5 years later he came back--- and left again

your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back

Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback

your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst

My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?

your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein

Ur hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwhiches

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road

What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back

I hate orange but that always juice back

imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back