Back jokes
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.