Back jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.