Back Jokes

A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching

A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”

Does an orphanage have daddy issues

Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk

10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly

Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.

From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line

Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.

The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK

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Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.

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I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... oh wait

When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."