Back jokes
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
saddest youtube comment :(
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.