Back jokes
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Memes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.