Back jokes
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.