If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
