Back jokes
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.