Back jokes

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

Why can't an orphan have milk?

His dad didn't come back with the milk.

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."