Back jokes

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What’s the speed limit in bed?

It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."

(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

Baby: Wait for me!

(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

(He squishes the child.)

Father: Ketchup!

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Why can't an orphan have milk?

His dad didn't come back with the milk.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."