Back jokes

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

Baby: Wait for me!

(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

(He squishes the child.)

Father: Ketchup!

In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

What’s the speed limit in bed?

It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?

When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"