Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"