Back jokes
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.