Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
When babies kick their mother it’d okay but when I do it, it’s a crime…
Why can’t orphans have babies
Because they have no one to call daddy
Why can’t women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers…
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That’s probably because microwaves hadn’t been invented yet.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered “of course not” a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it’s okay we can keep playing
Why did the Asian parents have a Asian baby
Two songs don’t make a white
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
What’s the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I’ve never sucked on dicks.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.