What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
Recently ma baby did this
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What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents
Two wongs don’t make a white
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!"
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay
