🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Love u baby :^
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
What's red allover and spins at 100mps
Baby in a blender
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
