How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.