Yo Mama is so huge when she was born everyone died
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Why did the baby cross the road????
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
