Baby

Baby Jokes

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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