What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What do you call a baby in an elevator, Lubrication.
What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
How do you stop a baby from drowning, Take your foot off it's head.
baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
