Baby

Baby Jokes

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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