Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
BUTTHOLE
Dick me down shorts
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton
There sent 13 scelitions in my closet
My wife and I were at he park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
