Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Butthole.
Dick me down shorts
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton
There sent 13 scelitions in my closet
My wife and I were at he park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
