Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
9/11 jokes just dont fly around me
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.
