Aviation jokes

They made a movie about 9/11.

It was a big hit.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

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When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Must have been a woman pilot.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.