Aviation jokes

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.