Aviation jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Helicopters...
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.