Aviation jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.