I don’t make 9/11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
making 9/11 jokes its just plane wrong
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
