Aviation jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.