What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Aviation Jokes
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Helicopters...
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
