You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
