Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
787 bowing.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
