Aviation jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.