Aviation jokes
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(