Aviation jokes
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Memes
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.