Aviation jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Memes
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"