Aviation jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!