Aviation jokes
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.