Aviation jokes

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

What picture is that?

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Bagels.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."