Aviation jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.