Aviation jokes
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.