Aviation jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
You are in the airway, how funny!
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.