Aviation jokes
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What picture is that?