Aviation jokes
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.