Aviation jokes
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Memes
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.