Aviation jokes
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.