Aviation jokes
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Memes
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.