Aviation

Aviation Jokes

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Plane

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Crash

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Swallow

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Chicken

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.