Aviation jokes
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.