Aviation jokes
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
"I’m coming for you two!"
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.