Aviation jokes
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."