Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Aviation Jokes
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
All these jokes are all plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
