Aviation jokes
When your plane heads for New York...
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Memes
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice