Aviation jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"I’m coming for you two!"
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!