Aviation jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Memes
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.