Aviation jokes
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.