Aviation jokes
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.