Aviation jokes
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."