Aviation jokes
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
None of these jokes really took off.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!