Aviation jokes

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

When your plane heads for New York...

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."