Aviation jokes
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Must have been a woman pilot.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.