Aviation jokes
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
You are in the airway, how funny!
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.