Aviation jokes
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.