Aviation jokes

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Why did the fat man miss his flight?

His body weight exceeded the weight limit.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot.

You racist fuck!

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.