Aviation jokes

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.