Aviation jokes
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.