Aviation jokes

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.