Aviation jokes
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.