Aviation jokes
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.