Aviation jokes
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I want to be a pilot.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.