Aviation jokes
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
I want to be a pilot.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.