Aviation jokes
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.