Aviation jokes
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.