Aviation jokes
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.