Aviation jokes
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.