Aviation jokes
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
787 bowing.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.