Aviation jokes
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
787 bowing.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!