Aviation jokes
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You are in the airway, how funny!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.