Aviation jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.