Aviation jokes
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.