Aviation jokes

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

787 bowing.

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

You are in the airway, how funny!

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.