Aviation jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.