Aviation jokes
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
787 bowing.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
You are in the airway, how funny!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.