Aviation jokes
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.