Aviation jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.