Aviation jokes
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
787 bowing.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!