Aviation jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.