Aviation jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What picture is that?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
"I’m coming for you two!"
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!