Aviation jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What picture is that?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.