Aviation jokes
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What picture is that?
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
"I’m coming for you two!"
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.