Aviation jokes

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

How are rape and an airplane similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.