Aviation jokes
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
"I’m coming for you two!"
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What picture is that?
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.