Aviation jokes
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What picture is that?
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.