"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What picture is that?
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
