Aviation jokes
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
"I’m coming for you two!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"