Aviation jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.