Aviation jokes
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.