Aviation jokes
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You are in the airway, how funny!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
787 bowing.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!