Aviation jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"