What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Aviation Jokes
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
787 bowing.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
