Aviation jokes
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.