Aviation jokes
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
787 bowing.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.