Aviation jokes

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Sally.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.