Aviation jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.