Aviation jokes
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Yeeeeeeeet!
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.