Aviation jokes
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.