Aviation jokes
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.