Aviation jokes

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Sally.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.