There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
making 9/11 jokes its just plane wrong
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
