Aviation jokes
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.