What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
