Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
making 9/11 jokes its just plane wrong
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
