Aviation jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.