Aviation jokes

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

It was women driving the planes for 9/11.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!