Aviation jokes

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.