Aviation jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.