Aviation jokes
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!