Aviation jokes
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Memes
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.