I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
