Aviation jokes

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

What do you call a flying sheep?

A muttonbird.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!