Aviation jokes

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

What do you call a flying sheep?

A muttonbird.

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.