Aviation jokes
Must have been a woman pilot.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!