Aviation jokes

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

What do you call a flying sheep?

A muttonbird.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.