Aviation jokes

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Sally.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.