Aviation jokes

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

What do you call a flying sheep?

A muttonbird.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.