Aviation jokes
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
787 bowing.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.