Aviation jokes

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.