Aviation jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
787 bowing.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!