Aviation jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.