Aviation jokes
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I want to be a pilot.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.