Aviation jokes
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.