New Aviation Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

what do u call a plane with no wings? sally

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.