Aviation jokes
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I want to be a pilot.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.