A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
