If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Ignore Stephen hawking had a heart attack would he go to hospital or curry’s pc world?
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth
(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
