Attack

Attack jokes

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" πŸ’€πŸ‘Œ

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"