Attack jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.