Attack jokes
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Allah akbar.
It was 9/10.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?