I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Get pranked, bozo!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
