What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Attack Jokes
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
