Attack

Attack jokes

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?