I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
