What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Attack Jokes
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
