Attack

Attack jokes

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.