Attack jokes
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Ur next.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Allah akbar.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂