Attack

Attack Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.