Attack jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was 9/10.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
I rate these jokes 9/11.