Attack jokes
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
9/11, am I right?
Memes
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
It was 9/10.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.