Attack jokes
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!