Attack

Attack jokes

9/11

    • Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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    • Chess

    • In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

    But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

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    • Attack memes

    Mate

    • It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

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    • Orphan

    • Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

    Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

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    • Kamikaze

    • What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

    One of the missions succeeded.

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    • Class

    • Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

    Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

    Girl

    • When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"