Attack jokes
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
"Another one bites the dust."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.