Attack Jokes

I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up

What is a terrorist first move in chest C4

The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

i walked up to some Arabs and said alawakba, then here came the second tower.

A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...

After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!

There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol

my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead

why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds

the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed

Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address

What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor

The 89th floor

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Why the twin towers are mad

They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane

Dude 9/11 jokes always bombs

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.