Attack jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Memes
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
"Another one bites the dust."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.