Attack jokes
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."