My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
