Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Attack Jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
