Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
