Attack jokes
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These are as weak as the towers.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.