Attack jokes
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
LOL. THE DOG IS SO CUTE.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
These are as weak as the towers.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.