Attack jokes
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.