Attack jokes
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Ur next.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.