Attack jokes
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Memes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
These are as weak as the towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.