This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Get pranked, bozo!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
