Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Attack Jokes
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
9/11
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
9/11, am I right?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
