Attack jokes
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Memes
lol the best pokemon card ever
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
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