Attack jokes
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.