Astronomy jokes
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.