Astronomy jokes
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Memes
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!