Astronomy jokes
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.