Astronomy jokes
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.