Astronomy jokes
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.