Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
