Astronomy jokes
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
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