Astronomy jokes
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.