Astronomy

Astronomy jokes

Uranus

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Memes

Blonde

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

Black Hole

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

Sun

Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

Planet

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

Sun

Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.