Astronomy jokes
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂