Astronomy jokes
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Jupiter
Uranus floats around in space.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!