Astronomy jokes
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Uranus has 27 moons.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Sun.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.