Astronomy jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Sun.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Man, Uranus is so big!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?