*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
