I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
The earth is not round.
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What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
