Astronomy jokes
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.