Awww gwen thinks she has a bf! o wait know ya don't! she is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho you don't know, he was mine and I want him back!
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear "Oi mate talk to me like that again I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle.
ass (DYM 89)
and hey ALYA and jk master how u guys doin? no one bieng ass to u guys today right if so ill beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Hey Tanya can I Tanya ass
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Why did you say not to
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
