Sonic Boom in my ass.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Ass (DYM 89).
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
