Ass Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Sonic Boom in my ass.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Ass (DYM 89).

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.