Ass jokes
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
F*ck my ass.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!