Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Ass (DYM 89).
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!