My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone but i passed him a calculator, he couldn't tell the difference.
The girl in picture has no ass
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the CRAP
Why did you say not to
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
What is the Sexiest Animal alive?The Βυττerfly
POV: me telling a joke
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass Me: nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass find a cure for cancer
Knock knock who's there sister sister who my sisters ass
Your hairline had to Fahrt Cuz my Ass IS your hairline
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
I have a match! my ass your face