Ass jokes
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Memes
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
F*ck my ass.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.