The girl in picture has no ass
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they were china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks. btw these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Should I slap Flynns ass
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
POV: me telling a joke
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass Me: nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass find a cure for cancer
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
Your hairline had to Fahrt Cuz my Ass IS your hairline
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
being gay must be a pain in ass
credit to omnom
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger. "So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance."
Sonic Boooooom in my ass
I have a match! my ass your face
ass (DYM 89)
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear "Oi mate talk to me like that again I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle.
