Ass Jokes

My family is like Donkey Kong a real pain in the ass

What time do dogs wAke up? At school 🏫 is the time dogs wake up

I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.

If I was going to the doctor he asked me to turn around and he stuck a nettle in my ass

What did the dick said to the ass hole?

You need another dick

What do you call a nasty ass boy

SAM CAITHNESS

What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny

Heres why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)