Ass jokes
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Memes
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!