Asked jokes
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"