My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
being asked for advice: after a failed suicide attempt what advice do you have for people out there as a suicide professional don,t try this at home
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I saw a kid crying, so i asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more. ANYWAY working at an orphanage if fun.
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
