Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlour. The man behind the counter asks Michael. Can I help you? Michael exclaims I would like an ice cream? The man behind the counter asks. What flavour? Michael says. It doesn't matter what flavour, I'm gunna fucken drop it anyway.
Your mom is soo fat when she asked "what gift will I get" abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔
Nasa stands for nobody ask scientists anymore
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Do u know why boys can't ask girls out bc they don't have any ball to ask girls out!!
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"
Why are natives called redskins? Idk ask the pilgrims 😂
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only killed communists.”
"when someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan
i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
