Asked jokes

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"

"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"

Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."