Asked jokes

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.