Asked jokes
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Memes
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.