Asked jokes

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

What did Obama ask Trump?

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."