On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
