Asked jokes
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What did Obama ask Trump?
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."