Asked jokes

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

I asked my friend what happened to him?

His balance shifted.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?